Funny Valentine's Day Quotes"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"Anonymous"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely."Hawkeye, M.A.S.H."Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house."Anonymous"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."Hoosier Farmer"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."Erich Segal"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun."Anonymous"Falling in love is so hard on the knees."Aerosmith"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."Jules Renard"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."Peter Ustinov"Love is a grave mental disease."Plato
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